Auto-Tune the News #3 !!!

More autotuned news from the brilliant minds of the Gregory Brothers. Cuba, Afghanistan, DICK Cheney, and 2-party woah-oh-wo-oh-woes.mp3 available for download here: http://amiestreet.com/music/au... hear more auto-tuned jams, check out the Gregory Brothers' channel: http://www.youtube.com/schmoyo... I think this is an ignoramus statementUmm, I was even a person who thoughtYou know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that pointSG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over townEH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invitedAnywhere around meEG: Does baby need a tissue?Thinking about the time the plumber kissed youBefore you caught him creeping with the shitzuRM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaosRP: They need to change their attitude, attitudeTheir attitude, attitudeMG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can doTo make a changeRP: You know, they talk about personal freedomsThey have to believe in it, you knowMG/RM: We know!RP: To believe in it, you knowMG/RM: We know!RP: To believe in it, you knowMG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believeRP: To believe in it, you knowMG/RM: We know!RP: To believe in it, you knowMG/RM: We know!RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!MG: You saying Republicans on crackAre you cozy with the Democrats?RP: I just don't think that either partyRight now offers a whole lotMG: You'll see some real changeFrom the 3rd party at my housePoppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked outTriple rhymin with Joe Biden While we Imbibin HennessyCome on over--drinks on me, homeyHK: We'll be friends with youAZ: And bff with youMain Damies with youHK: And colleagues with youAZ: I'll be in your crewHK: I'll be in yours, tooAZ: Jumpin rope with youHK: Playin Donkey Kong with youAZ: Hatchin plans with youHK/AZ: invade Tajikistan with youHC: We do not believe either Afghanistan or PakistanCan achieve lasting progressWithout the full participation of all of your citizensIncluding women and girlsAZ: Having a barbecueHK: Grilling a goat with youAZ: Grilling terrorists, tooHK: Getting matching tattoosHC: The rights of women must be respected and protect--AZ: --Picking flowers with youHK: Hot showers with youAZ: Falling in love with youHK: Nude at the zooAZ/HK: Making memories at the pottery wheel, rubbing clay on you all afternoonKC: It would be one of the most dramaticForeign policy about faces everAG: To what do you refer, shawtayee?KC: A bipartisan bill in Congress would endThe 47-year-old trade freeze with CubaAG: Ojalá congreso le gusta estaKC: It has only spotty support so farBut President Obama's already taken some baby stepsLetting Cuban Americans visit family membersAnd send them moneyBut for most of us it's still a place that isStrictly off limitsAG: Not for this GI just went there illegallySpeaking of which, will you buy drugs from meOn national TV?Don't fret--the people think I'm jokingBut guess what (what?)?I've never joked in my life; ooh-wee, shawtayeeKC: The trade embargo made sense a half century agoAG: That's 50 yearsKC: During the Cold WarFidel Castro took sides with the enemyBut the Soviet Union is long goneAG: Disbanded:KC/AG: Long gooooone!SG: Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh or Colin Powell. Who's your damie?DC: Well, if I had to choose, uhIn terms of being a Republican I'd go with Rush LimbaughMy take on it was Colin had already left the partySG: I don't think that actually happened[awkward silence]This is an awkward silence;I guess I'll fill it with ad libsOh! Shawty! YeahEG: Whoo! AaaahKC: Now it's up to Fidel and Raúl CastroAG: Esos Castros locos. CuidadoKC: President Obama says he wants to see Democratic reformsParticularly on human rights and free speechSo congress will be looking for signs of changeAfter almost 50 yearsAG: Ay, that's half a centuryKC: U.S. policy will not reverse overnightRelations remain chillyBut for the 1st time in generationsA thaw is possibleAG: A thaw, but what sort of thaw?What exactly is thawing?KC: Very, very, very, veryVery thin iceAG/KC: Very thin ice, very thin ice, very thin iceAlso, do us a big favor and take this short survey -- get an obama girl picture and chance at signed gear: http://tinyurl.com/o3sd8s--

Channel: Shows
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: barelypolitical

Length: 04:29
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