Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.

mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/au... shirts available: http://www.districtlines.com/A... to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! http://www.myspace.com/asteele... thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P... Let's get it right.ABS: Let's get it right.JE: Shawty on the mic.AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic,you have a much greater chance of being arrested.JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz?AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs.JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.JE: Lettuce leaves.ABS: They put me in the slammer.JE: They gave me a college degree!ABS: WTF?JE: In biology.ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe.DB: It is painful, it is shameful.ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole.JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne fulltop of the world.ABS: Brick on my ankle.DB: If you are stopped by the policePutcha head down and just wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Don't say nothin.ABS: Shh.DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Wait.ALL: Wait!DB: Putcha head downALL: Do the dance now!DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!AH: This is happening all the timeIt's really stunning-------------------------PB: This has been a country built by white folks.100% of the people who wrote the Constitution,100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence,White folks, Whi--i--i--ite folks!I look at the track team, and they're all black folks.I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got.Fastest guys in the country,Fastest in the wooooorld.Black folks, Bla---a--a--ack folks!SG: WTF? I think I'm having an stroke,Suffering a white guy overload.Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe.OH.AS: It's not always just black and white, black and white.We're fighting right now for a young white maleWho we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum.EG: Why they gotta disrespect him?SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend?AS: Sticking something in his rectum.-------------------DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City.With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke!CC: We broke!DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure outa way to help the Americans who are about to choke!CC: No joke!DL: Oh yes we've got trouble. Trouble, trouble.CC: Triple trouble.DL: Trouble, trouble.CC: Big time trouble.DL: T! Rhymes with -CC: P!DL: Rhymes with -CC: C!DL: Rhymes with -CC: G!AG: I'm angry!!DL: Rhymes with D.And it stands for Democrat.CC: Oooh.-------------------KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous.EG/SG: Treacherous!MG: Perilous!KC: People who were text messaging were 20 timesmore likely to have an accident than those who weretalking on phones instead of typing. Just say no.EG: But I'm a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can't stop!KC: Get a designated texter.MG: [sexy breathing] Ow!KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.-------------------------- ------------- -----------find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregor... on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotun...

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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