Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.

Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players includemy homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: http://www.myspace.com/sefulle... http://www.facebook.com/pages/... Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament)Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget)Jim Nantz (on March Madness)Joe Biden (on the economic situation)Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win)Lyrics:MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go!NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policyAnd it can get you in enormous troubleMG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the seaRG: We must rebalance this department's programsIn order to institutionalize and finance our capabilitiesSG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wetJN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday nightAnother convincing Carolina victorySG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessyJN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship gameYour team responded late here, coach, how did you do it?MG: Three words: Vi ag ra.JB: There will continue to be job lossesThe remainder of this yearThe question is will they continually go downBefore they begin to reboundBefore they begin to reboundWill they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to reboundAnd now it's my pleasure to present the 2009National Championship Trophy To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar HeelsYou can just tell the unity you hadIt's something very specialAnd we saw it on the floor tonightSG: Oh yeah---Michigan thought we was playing some footballLions' stadium; they played like the LionsThrowin interceptions in the first downWatchin us dunk on their assGoin home cryinCongratulations WayneI know you're emotionalTalk about what this feels likeWE: Feels great. You know, You never know what this feeling feels like Until you experience it.It's something that you really can't explainSG: Yeah, believe in your dreamsMG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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