Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)

mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/au... auto-tune app: http://iamtpain.smule.com/We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TP... http://twitter.com/DaRealerstT... http://www.facebook.com/t-pain... to us:t-shirts: http://www.districtlines.com/A... http://www.thegregorybrothers.... http://www.twitter.com/autotun... http://www.facebook.com/gregor... Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: "Made in America." All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine...All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That's what I want to imagine!All: God bless y'all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk!EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo!SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today.AG: But I'm still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I'm Maggie Rodriguez.AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let's talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are cryingAG: Crying?MR: CryingAG: Crying?MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how?MR: Crying fowl. AG: ohMR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanesAG: True. MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked. MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agreeBoth: Those geese are cooked. AG: The Federal Commission of Me agreesBoth: Those geese are cooked. AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayerBoth: A wing and a prayer AG: How many geese?MR: Two thousand geese.AG: That's a lot of geese. MR: Those geese are f---ed. AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies.MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked. CG: As you can see from the chart, A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit DragonCG: I have a chart.CC: He has a chart!CG: I have a chart.CC: A dragon chart! CG: The surtax is painful to the goose, Lethal to the gooseCC: Which goose?CG: The goose that lays the golden eggCC: My favorite gooseCG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg.CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked! JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire? So many metaphors my brain is on fire. *phone* Ay!TPain: Ay! JE: Ay!TPain: Ay!JE: Aaaay!TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls. Or else, she gon be on Very thin iceJE: Very thin iceKC: Very thin iceAll: Very thin iceJE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are onAll: Very thin iceMR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked.SVP: Give 'em another chance.CG: The goose that lays the golden egg!MR: Those geese are f----ed. Those geese areAll: Made in America, made in AmericaSVP: Michael Vick served his time JE: But he's on very thin iceAll: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice.CG: I have a chart.MG: I have a mullet.CG: I have a chart.MG: I'm offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet. piece of BREEAAD!

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Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
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